Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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