Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
no you cant smoke seaweed
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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