I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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