I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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