So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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