Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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