apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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