Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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