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  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Mar 2, 11 at 9:24am

    A placard stating: "A charitable donation was made in each girl's vagina on behalf of my dick."

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 2, 11 at 9:16am

    Get her a drug called CHARLIESHEEN.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 2, 11 at 12:34pm

    How about you sleep with the mom too? Then you'll be three for three.

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 2, 11 at 9:20am

    How about some birth control?

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    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 2, 11 at 12:34pm

    you should bang the mom too :)

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    Submitted by jerm69anl on Mar 2, 11 at 3:42pm

    watch this be from the father of the girls. you know thanking the mom for allowing the sisters to be sluts but not allowing them to become mothers

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    Submitted by poop12 on Mar 2, 11 at 5:12pm

    I looove being on the pill

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    Submitted by ffac789 on Mar 2, 11 at 10:07am

    That means your sleeping with both of them ;D

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    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 2, 11 at 9:39am

    This is obviously fake, being put on birth control doesn't warrant a gift!

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    Submitted by ck775 on Mar 4, 11 at 11:49am

    No gift...birth control is MANDATORY

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    Submitted by swallows on Mar 3, 11 at 9:36am

    Just tell her it was that or only ass to mouth. She'll be happy he daughters didnt jump at that option. But then tell her they had to do that to pay you for the birth control.

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Mar 2, 11 at 6:27pm

    How about a gun and blow your fucking head off!