Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The uberlube is also flammable
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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