i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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