who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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