She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
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She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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