I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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