holy shit, this is such a good convo! and just a little story for you all....
A friend of mine was dating this girl, who gave him the decision to make, that if he wanted her to blow him and cum in her mouth / swallow his load, that he would have to swallow his own load once....
....needless to say, she was swallowing cum the rest of the relationship. But only after he threw up for hours in her bathtub. haha
What is it with guys where they *flip out* about their own jizz? I mean why is it hot for girls to finger themselves and lick their fingers and shit but the girl blows the guy and if she tries to kiss him afterwards he puts her in the hospital? WTF
5:23 You're kinda sad. Like, really sad. I figure spitting cum in a guys face warrants at worse getting shoved away, but honestly physical violence of any kind towards a partner is wrong and pathetic. I'm sorry you feel that way. Therapy maybe?
5:18pm
Is most likely a stripper and not in any criminal law field at all. And as long as women do dumb cunt things like 3:22 said, us ladies deserve a good beating. I would expect no less if I did that too a man. They have to draw the line somewhere. 3:22pm seems like a hippy wannabe to me. <3 idiots
5:09 And yet you honor me with your attention. *blush*
5:13 Apparently going to college at all doesn't really matter. (Not trying to be rude, just not wanting to give real-life info out.)
-3:22
When are women gonna realize their only purpose on this earth is to cook, suck and fuck a man's dick, take a cumshot whever he pleases, and clean the fucking house!
Anyone find it funny all the people who are enthralled / flirting with 3:22? Its stupid, this site is to laugh at funny texts NOT to be an E-harmony, keep it off the thread, kthxbye.
P.S. -- Don't spit jizz back in a dude's face, and if you would blow a guy just to do that, im thinking he's still the winner considering you just blew him and all...yeah
3:37 good having a life that doesn't lead to a jerry springer ho.
this is a good post. if guys go down on you why can't you go down on them? i'm sure yelling out the answers would've been great tho and taught him that if he wants to keep the t.v. on he has to pay the price.
Ahhh, I love you guys. But I feel kinda bad for stealing the thread. Dude did anyone even SEE the story that 4:33 posted??? I almost died! - 3:22 chick
3:53 touche. if it rattles the throat a little it could feel good too. but a lot of guys lose focus when they're watching t.v., especially if the girl going down on them is talking.
3:58 - thanks for the touche, haha. you're right though about the losing focus part. i had a girl who would stop and ask questions, or say "what'd you say?" when i moaned how i liked her technique. i'd just be like "could you continue?". i'll say please, just don't stop
5:07 You're kind of a weirdo. I was just being humble because everyone's getting so caught up in that retarded argument between me and "orbital bone" dude. And if you were intelligent like me, you'd know humor is the best weapon around. Much love - 3:22
4:30 "the orbital bone" for short? When it's the same f-ing length as "sub-orbital torus" and not necessarily easy to remember? WTF is wrong with your brain, asshat? College teaches you how to actually sound smart, so maybe you shoulda hung out there a bit longer. <3 3:22 chick.
3:22pm
I broke a girls orbital bone for attempting that shit. That's her cheek bone right by her eye if you don't know. I used my elbow to do the damage. Now that's justice.
I feel that I would find it incredibly funny if she took her mouth off my cock to answer a question, and then went back to sucking? Am I the only guy who wouldnt mind, nor care if she did that?!?! haha
yeah, 3:22, I have always wanted to do that too...and I have no objection to swallowing cum...I just want to see the look on his face...one day I am going to do it!
Oh, 3:22 chick. I love your use of anatomical terminology. I am also all about divine justice, and I concur...3:58 is indeed a candidate for said justice. Perhaps his mother should have swallowed and spared all other women the indignity of laying with a slavering cur that likes to beat up on little girls. I went to college too. For a degree in a field that allows me to help put assholes like him where they belong...in a cell, being someone's bitch. Ah, Karma.
4:30 Okay we get it you're a big tough man who hits his women when the get out of line. You're an example of proper manhood and everyone else should just bow to your posturing.
4:33 I've got a boner for you too... so 4:16 would have you believe.
4:39 He can't help it... he believe in kissin' his sweetie with his fist.
4:44 You're right man, you're totally right. I guess Im just one of those fuckin' crazies who believes in retarded stuff like honoring the proper idioms for biological terms instead of dumbing them down or whatever. You can punch me in the face to teach me a lesson. *whispers* you know you want to.....
4:49 Thanks. I love my life.
- 3:22 chick
4:13pm
You don't catch cases when a girl knows what you're capable of. I didn't mention what else occured. She knew she brought it on herself.
4:14/3:22pm
The sub-orbital torus is just called "the orbital bone" for short. What was that about college? Dumb bitch.
I've always wanted to blow a guy's who's a shameless asshole just so I could look him in the eye and spit all his jizz back in his face afterwards. Because that's divine fucking justice.
-3: 22- That's fair enough. Obviously the odds are against it but I was curious if we went to the same college. Or if your school has the image fitting the personality you're displaying (that's not a bad thing...or is it?). Don't worry, I'm not a psycho. Can't say anything for others who might read this site though.
5:15 I'll give you that. I immediately knew what bone he was talking about and pulled the proper term out of my ass, but it wasn't the right term. "Supraorbital ridge" is proper term. But please have mercy on me... though I was belittling, he's the one who enjoys calling women dumb bitch/cunt and getting way too hostile in something as silly as an argument.
-3:22
3:58 and 4:03 we all know 3:22 has never gotten licked. that's why she's upset. although if she shoots cum at her victims she'll never get to feel that luxury.
3:22 ever heard the term cunt-punt...try that shit with me and you will learn the meaning with a quickness.
but hey...in the mouth, on the face, on the tits...i support a woman's right to choose.
3:58 - so you sent her to the ER? did she press charges? payback is one thing, but i'm not elbowing a woman and catching a case for it. that's just not worth it...and wrong
3:22: I know at least a few guys you could do that too. I can't say how they'll react, but they're the kind of guys you'd want to do that to.
BTW, the girl who posted this text is probably one of the coolest girls around. she felt bad she was on her period and made it up to him with head? that's awesome! Not that she should feel bad about her own biology but that's a nice girl...kinky too leaving cash cab on, i like it
Aight, I'm the chick who posted 3:22 and I'm back FOR MORRREEEEE.... Anyway, read my post again. I said I'd only do that to a guy who was a SHAMELESS ASSHOLE. Need me to further explain it? It means I'd purposely blow a guy who's fucking evil just to do that to him. I'd never do it to a guy I actually liked or who didn't deserve it. And 4:07, I've gotten licked by guys and girls, many many times, because I'm awesome. Have fun crying about how jealous you are :D
the other day I was blowing my boyfriend and American Dad was on TV in the background and they made a joke and both my boyfriend and I laughed at it. Clearly we were both not very into the head.
5:09/3:22 chick,
Humor is only the best weapon if it's funny, which is where you're lacking. And I just read all the orbital bone crap and he was dead right while you were wrong and trying to belittle him. It's sad really.
oh look how original. pussy men on this page attempting to disrespect women by boasting about violent actions-- that they probably would never do because 99.8% of men are all talk no walk with NO BALLS. it's quite predictable & pathetic and we're bored of your antics. YAWN. now go buy me some shit and shut the fuck up like you're supposed to :]
5:18 Don't take the sub-orbital whatever term too seriously! Because I messed up bad on that. Supraorbital ridge! Supraorbital ridge! Also, criminal justice major? I hold a degree in that :)
5:19 Odds are against it, indeed. I will give you this... I live in Texas. And graduated from a highly liberal-arts college. With a conservative degree. BAHAHA.
5:20 *high 5*
-3:22
I'm not afraid of my stuff...well i guess i am a little but it's not like it's a big obstacle in my life. i was with a girl who swallowed and then went to make out with me and i was just closed mouth kissing her. she said "it's more fun if we don't have hangups about stuff like that" and we just went at it...she was right (if only about that much, haha).
@ 3:22 don't be surpised if you get a swift fist to the face following your quest for justice. Most women just asked to be warned beforehand. Must be a dyke.
6:39 here again...
If he broke her actual cheek bone, then what he broke was the zygomatic bone (or possibly the zygomatic process) , not the supraorbital ridge (brow bone).
Didn't want to be a dick earlier, but if we're pointing out things fledgling serial killers like to smash on their lovers, we may as well get it accurate, no?
4:33 had a great story! And yes, I was laughing as much as I could given the office environment. If the guy would go down on her and get her all over his face then she should be able to swallow without making him do it too. But I guess given that situation a lot of guys would do the same thing...I don't want to think about it, especially considering he threw up for hours! Sounds awful.
- 3:22 - Im glad you liked my story! haha its def true.. from a girls point of view, wold you ever do that? tell a guy he's gotta try is own in order for you to swallow it?
3:22 chick
How is "orbital bone" as long as "sub-orbital torus"? If you're counting the word "the", then count it for both "the sub-orbital torus" and "the orbital bone" since that is how it would be said. Just cause you think you sound smart doesn't mean you do. Dumb fucking cunt.
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