this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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