Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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