Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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