I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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