What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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