Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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