We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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