i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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