You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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