I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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