then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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