i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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