He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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