Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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