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  • 45 44
    Submitted by Yeep on Apr 3, 13 at 3:23pm

    A drunk four is a sober two, that's some serious mud skimming.

  • 26 31
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Apr 5, 13 at 9:31am

    4 out of 10, or 4 out of 5 ??

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Apr 3, 13 at 11:19pm

    Also remember that you can't feed them after midnight.

    • 31 30
      Submitted by Yeep on Apr 4, 13 at 12:17am

      You can't feed them at all, they'll keep coming around like a stray dog.

  • 32 44
    Submitted by olderthanyou on Apr 3, 13 at 3:57pm

    Don't hate on the ugly or fat girls, they work harder in the sack to show their appreciation. The roommate just needs to have her leave before daylight!

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Apr 3, 13 at 2:51pm

    Eighty Eight