so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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