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  • 74 29
    Submitted by pickup_sticks on Dec 10, 13 at 11:27am

    Can't tell if it's a super clingy girl, a super desperate dude, or super flexible dude. Grammar/spelling/punctuation, it makes a difference.

  • 65 36
    Submitted by rpmn31415 on Dec 10, 13 at 5:28am

    Don't you mean my penis in YOUR mouth?

  • 53 26
    Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Dec 10, 13 at 7:17am

    Is it detachable??

  • 55 44
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 10, 13 at 11:49am

    Well that's an interesting typo... Now I'm wondering which one is supposed to say your

  • 50 36
    Submitted by thatiowagirl on Dec 10, 13 at 12:55pm

    You've had my penis in my mouth? Sounds like a situation of forced autofellatio...

  • 48 35
    Submitted by BecauseISaidSo on Dec 10, 13 at 11:00pm

    So confused, but I guess if I could suck my own cock I would not need Facebook.

  • 41 31
    Submitted by TexTushHog on Dec 10, 13 at 5:37am

    Either he's very flexible, or he has a long dick, I guess!

  • 40 36
    Submitted by goodhead50 on Dec 10, 13 at 8:55pm

    So someone else put your penis in your mouth? Interesting...

  • 41 39
    Submitted by stikybriches on Dec 10, 13 at 11:35am

    Impressive sir

  • 41 46
    Submitted by rand0mhero80 on Dec 10, 13 at 10:45am

    Its posts like this that prove the retardation of moderation on this app

  • 29 27
    Submitted by 86swonavy on Dec 11, 13 at 10:54am

    Uhhhh....what?!?!

  • 31 32
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 10, 13 at 5:46pm

    Flexible.

  • 33 37
    Submitted by nairbynairb on Dec 10, 13 at 12:04pm

    Oh how I remember being a teenager

  • 27 26
    Submitted by dwain on Dec 11, 13 at 3:58pm

    "my penis in my mouth." wait, what?

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Gutiman on Dec 11, 13 at 10:56am

    So you've accomplished assisted self-fellatio and got fb-blocked. Good for you

  • 27 26
    Submitted by newsfguy on Dec 11, 13 at 1:57am

    There needs to be a "your" somewhere in that sentence.

  • 26 25
    Submitted by karate1974 on Dec 13, 13 at 11:28pm

    awesome sauce!

  • 30 34
    Submitted by EricThePilot on Dec 10, 13 at 3:44pm

    Lol wut

  • 29 34
    Submitted by blahblah213 on Dec 10, 13 at 11:22am

    My penis in my mouth.. Such a smarty

  • 26 32
    Submitted by JessShan on Dec 11, 13 at 11:11pm

    This is epic.

  • 23 28
    Submitted by KEYUMMM on Dec 17, 13 at 5:42pm

    Wait...MY penis in MY mouth?? How's that work!?

  • 8 9
    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on May 7, 14 at 2:33am

    Penis in your own mouth? Talent.

  • 18 37
    Submitted by blahshutup on Dec 11, 13 at 10:27pm

    Uummmm..