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  • 4 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:38pm

    you don't deserve one...

  • 4 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:20pm

    Id like to be the first person to PUNCK YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE 4:19 but i have a feeling it happens a lot

  • 4 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:57pm

    life does give out trophy's, ive gotten one

  • 2 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:05am

    Have fun being old with a beer belly and alone loser

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:33pm

    i think the 12-pack is your prize...

  • 3 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:55pm

    Thats sad if thats winning at life. I mean, thats just an average night if you ask me.

  • 3 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:22pm

    fuck me PUNCK= punch + kick its like a punch kick but really i just spelled it wrong

  • 3 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:32am

    10:31, yeah but you can just have more no connection sex. fuck relationships

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:26pm

    4:22 and 4:25 have obviously never been to Oregon. Or maybe they have and are embarrassed about how their own city will never ever be Portland!

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:30pm

    I top that. No strings sex, free 12 pack, full body 45 min massage, free grass, free pizza, free breakfast, and a free t-shirt =) No lie. Best Saturday night ever!

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:31pm

    that isnt winning at life because at the end of the day you are alone with your 12 pack and no one there with you.

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:25pm

    you lose at life for saying you won at life. LAMESTER CITY!

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:22pm

    you lose at life by default, for living in oregon..

  • 1 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:11pm

    Try this for amazing...no connection sex, free 1/5th of soco and handle of firefly...

  • 1 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:58am

    the 12 pack was your trophy.... tool...

  • 1 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:38am

    Portland is really not that great. Well, the city is... the people suck.

  • 1 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:03pm

    FAIL, if that is seriously your definition of you winning at your life.