Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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