Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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