I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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