Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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