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  What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?

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  (317): What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am? http://tfl.nu/0wpx
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  Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 29, 11 at 2:45pm

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  That depends (should I end right there?) on whether you are male or female.

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  Submitted by VinSD on Sep 29, 11 at 2:30pm

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  You should be good now.. Chances are he's already forgotten about it.

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  Submitted by Bubula on Sep 29, 11 at 7:14pm

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  at least it was your driveway not theirs! they cant be that upset!

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  Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 29, 11 at 7:00pm

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  His wake.

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  Submitted by bulllwinkle on Sep 29, 11 at 6:32pm

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  a few hours should be good.

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  Submitted by shanie on Sep 30, 11 at 2:59pm

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  a. won't remember because they're old, or b. won't care because I guarantee you they've seen weirder things.

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  Submitted by hotmama66 on Sep 29, 11 at 8:22pm

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  How bout trying to avoid the neighbor who caught me having rough sex in the kitchen as he stood outside the window and threatened to call the cops??!

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  Submitted by haze9923 on Sep 30, 11 at 3:40pm

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  2 months

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