oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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