i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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