Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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