How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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