do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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