Its about making memories worth repressing
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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