fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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