So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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