Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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