The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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