I'm really into asian looking animals
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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