escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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