I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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