Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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